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The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga

A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23.

by no1_tails_fan
The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview

"As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!"

by kaitlinhoneybee
Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations

"Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!"

by loyalty_sustained
The Spooky Food Shop Exposed

"I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..."

by _brainchild_
Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian

"The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..."

by cryistalene
A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time

"Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020

by corrina404
Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia

Happy Halloween!

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian



The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be! Many owners lean towards the fluffiest and cutest Petpets on the market. The ever-popular Kadoatie is a fan favourite and the adorable Faellie never fails to induce smiles. There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook. I am here to enlighten you on the redeeming qualities of the most endearing “spooky” Petpets. I challenge you to put aside your preferences and biases for a short time and look past the sliminess and eeriness that many Neopians shun. I am also here to offer advice on the topic of care for these unique and exotic creatures.



Other Stories


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Night of the Evil Coconuts
"Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats."

by cazcazig

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The Statue
"She had never seen a statue so lifelike. It was a Meowclops carved from stone, curled up in a sleeping position. Its stubby legs were folded against its body, and its delicate nose looked almost as if it was quivering with breath."

by legilis

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Fangs for Your Friendship
"Time seemed to slow to a fraction of its speed. From his view of the mess through his tears and downcast eyes, Chad saw a familiar pair of hooves appear, blocking him from Kylleon and Val. Gentle hands pulled him into a tight hug, resting his head firmly against a burlap shoulder..." Collaboration with atomic_sushi

by 77thbigby

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A Hero's Journey: It Takes Two
"The commotion in the bandit camp woke Mordred up at last. The stealthy Shoyru sat up in time to see Petro hurled at the foot of his makeshift throne..."

by precious_katuch14

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Idea Crisis - Halloween
Is that how wraith pets work? Collab with flaiyper

by black_kisa

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Second Glance (Halloween edition)
"It is the year of our Meepit 4200000..."

by swordlilly



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